allllltheautism:

headphones-and-tea:

h-oney-b-ones:

no-spoons-given:

authenticautistic:

goldenbonnies:

• Nesting
• Hoarding things
• Taking things apart
• Wandering
• Shitty memory
• Needing pressure on your body to sleep
  

“why are you inside the blanket”

“you don’t need that many ????”

*takes pens apart constantly*

“so you mean to tell me you go to town to walk around the shops and that’s it?”

*in a familiar area* “where to ____” “idk sorry”

*tries to balance weighted lap pad on my shoulder as I sleep*

Fucking mood

We’re all just confused, vaguely nomadic dragons

I support this theory!

Reblog if you’re a confused, vaguely nomadic dragon, too

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procrastinatingbookworm:

cliteralviolence:

coolcatgroup:

coolcatgroup:

broadwayfangirlblr:

My cat literally sleeps next to my face until she thinks I’m asleep and then she’ll move to the end of my bed. If I wake up at night she’ll go back up to me head and stay with me until I fall asleep again. In the morning she’ll follow me when I call her. She’s a precious lil nugget.

My best friend!!!!

I LOVE HER.

i would die for that cat

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spideyboypeteyparker:

peterquillapologist:

anyone who says they would rather be an avenger than a guardian is a fool. the guardians go on constant outer space adventures with a talking tree set to 70’s dad music. plus they all love and would literally die for each other. what do the avengers do? assemble for five minutes then get into a walmart parking lot fight and never see each other again. fuck you.

Thor ghost wrote this

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progenyofworms:

carliehope:

toospoopyformyshirt:

starwarsisgay:

bisexuals without the bisexual bob haircut are vaild

Who’s Bisexual Bob

Bob Belcher is the true bi icon because he’s constantly exasperated, tired, and a little chubby, and I find that very true to the bi experience

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death-by-lulz:

becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life

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onlinecounsellingcollege:

1. Make a list. Sometimes we get depressed because we feel overwhelmed by all the things we have to do but haven’t got around to doing yet. Simply making a list can be a huge relief as you’re starting to bring things under control. That alone can help to lift your mood.

2. Take action. You’ve made a list, and you still feel overwhelmed? Then get started on the first thing you have to do. Is it a big task? Break it down and just do the smallest task possible. That way you’ll feel you’re starting to make progress.

3. Exercise. You don’t need to do a serious workout. Just going for a walk can change the way you feel.

4. Get out of the house and do something. Staying home all day can really get you down. But we often feel much better if we change environments.

5. Play some lively music and dance to the beat. Crank up whatever music you like to listen to. But choose something that’s happy and makes you sing along.

6. Talk about it. Getting things off your chest can make a big difference. It can also help you work out the reasons you feel down.

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accio-shitpost:

sirius black: imprisoned for a crime he did not commit, escaped to go commit that crime as fast as possible

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juan-the-gecko:

When women want to fuck monsters:

Originally posted by submersivemedia

Originally posted by southern-values

Originally posted by awidevastdominion

Originally posted by cvasquez

Originally posted by xbunnyclawsx

Originally posted by assian-candor

When men want to fuck monsters:

Conclusion: men are fucking cowards.

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